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| No photos please! |
I consider myself a minor celebrity in my 'hood but have been reflecting that, to date, my Owners have been very lax in securing any acceptable photographic images of me. Like two crazed Paparrazzos, they "snap" away at me, seemingly never able to capture my "essence" and instead producing a gallery of "red eyed", blurry, unfocused and unrepresentative photos that are frankly, embarrassing! I try to hide from their intrusive lenses,but even feigning sleep , drunkenness or plain boredom does not seem to deter the incessant "popping" of that damned flash!
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| I 'vont to be alone! |
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| The "Up the Skirt" Pap' shot! |
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| I'm blind! |
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| My God! I'm bored! |
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| Pleesh leave me alone...I'm very sozzed |
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And so I am left wondering, should I perchance get lost, or be kidnapped, would the photo that my Owner's choose to staple to tree trunks and lampposts be this image (right) that makes me look like a draught excluder?
And I know they say the camera adds 10 pounds, but purrrrleeeeeeese (left)!
Drastic action is called for - I need to introduce my Owners to Photoshop! I mean, if other Owners can produce photos like this 
......then my Owner's need to pull up their socks and capture my fine physique, quick smart!!
I'm ready for my close up Mr. Demille!
And I know they say the camera adds 10 pounds, but purrrrleeeeeeese (left)!
